Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

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Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

than the blue routes.

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

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Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Senate

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

How did the use of cows change in Indian culture over time? Is the value of cattle still important in modern times?

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

What exactly is the difference between a surge protector and a fuse? Can a fuse protect the electronic devices from lightning instead of surge protector?

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

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Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Representative Tom McClintock of California

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

House members

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Did you know God exists? 900+ answers later and no atheist has yet to be successful. Day 8 of asking Atheists to provide a SINGLE argument that demonstrates a cause for the beginning of the universe while avoiding the problem of infinite regression.

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

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Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Which is almost 300 miles farther

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

They are listed above.

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Representative John Curtis of Utah

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

to the new staging areas (red area).

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

Representative Keith Self of Texas

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois